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'The best way to finish a desert race is wheels down, bars up!',
'Without duct tape and WD-40, there would be chaos and darkness. If it moves but shouldn\'t, tape it. If it doesn\'t move, but should, squirt it...',
'It is the journey that enlightens, not the destination...',
'Women and cats will do as they please -- men and dogs should get used to it...',
'Sure, I\'d go back to my 20-year old body, but only if my 50-year old brain can come with me!',
'Can you kill time without injuring eternity?',
'If winning becomes an end in itself, it\'s all about ego, not art',
'If your philosophy don\'t grow corn, I don\'t want to hear about it...',
'Truth is like a lizard who leaves its tail in your fingers and runs away...',
'The time to be connected is now -- it\'s always now, so it\'s always time.',
'Desert racing clubs do not give trophies at the smokebomb!',
'If you get to the starting line with nothing, you\'ll leave with pretty much all of it!',
'Just do it - forgiveness is always easier to get than permission!',
'If you came in here without a smile, I\'ll give you one of mine!',
'If you are too big for little things, you\'ll be too little for big things!',
'First to the bomb for many a year, because his 360 Yamaha starts in gear!',
'Experience is the best teacher -- it gives you the test first and the lesson after.',
'I prefer the world as I find it!',
'Whatever you say is true, is true, \'cause you can\'t peek over the edge of your interpretations and see things in the raw!',
'Whatever you take an interest in takes an interest in you!',
'One should believe in nothing -- that something which appears in the here and now from nowhere!',
'Does not the pebble, upon entering the water, begin new journies?',
'Nothing is good or bad--thinking makes it so!',
'Every morning before you leave your house, check the batteries in your bullshit detector!',
'I do not want to believe--I want to know!',
'If you are given everything, you have nothing.',
'Life is about the quality of our relationships and the meaningfulness of our work -- not things...',
'The man who views life the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years!',
'Saying Yes! to life is being present in the here and now to experience it.',
'Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery and today a gift -- that\'s why it\'s called the present...',
'The banner is up!',
'The banner is down!',
'If you want to get to the fruit of the tree, go out on a limb!',
'Wisdumb => thinking of something stupid, but resisting the temptation to say it!',
'To be nobody but yourself, in a world doing its best to make you somebody else is to fight the hardest battle of your life!',
'Passion is rooted in who you are -- if you want to do something, you can!',
'Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid!',
'If you hang out with people who do not love what you love, your real peers cannot find you!',
'In meditation, position of mind is more important than position of body!',
'It is never too late to be who you might have been!',
'Opportunity knocks so often it has sore knuckles!',
'You cannot discover new trails without losing sight of the campground for a long time!',
'A motorcycle you do not want to ride will sooner or later put you on the ground!',
'There are two kinds of power: accepting or rejecting, which are passive, and initiating, which is active!',
'Diversity is the breathe of life. We must not abandon it for any single form that happens to catch our fancy!',
'Our deserts would be sorry little affairs if they did not have something for every rider to investigate!',
'It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness!',
'A cynic is an idealist who has gone through the fire and been burned!<br />A realist is a an idealist who has gone through the fire and been purified.',
'Even the best cookbook is no substitute for even the worst meal!',
'Synchronicity is like gravity: it does not stop working simply because you ignore it!',
'The past is the present rolled out for understanding. The present is the past rolled up for action!',
'Cars have large windshields and small mirrors because it is more important to know where you are going than where you have been!',
'There is a time in the life of every problem when it is large enough to see but small enough to solve!',
'I don\'t want immortality by doing great deeds -- I want it by not dying!',
'Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, drunkeness sobered, but stupid lasts forever!',
'May the wings of liberty never lose a feather!',
'People are like sheep: if there is any gate open to the right or left, they will certainly go into it!',
'Once toast, you cannot go back to being just bread!',
'Happiness is like moonshine: make your own and never run out...',
'If you have a 50 cent head, go ahead - wear a 50-cent helmet!'
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